Thursday, February 12, 2009

How to get what you want in 3 easy steps . . .

Step 1: Fake interest in person (animal) possessing desired item . . .
Step Two: Approach from the side and gently go in for the steal . . .
Step 3: Savor your reward in the short time you have before the person (animal) realizes what just happened . . .

Gotta love a guy who knows what he wants.

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